todays catch

 

 

while I was ‘fishin for chuckles’ today, I found these…pics

(really?)

“Where’s the goldfish, kitty!”
 
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
And definitions for Fishing: 1. A delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes;
 
 
 
2. A heroic treatment tried by some laymen to avoid falling to sleep in Church on Sunday;
 
 
(catfish bites off more than it can chew)
 
3. A venerable contest in which modern man pits his intelligence and technology against the native wit of primitive aquatic vertebrates, and generally finishes second;
 
 
4. A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end;
 
 
5. The art of loitering in and around bodies of water in an effort to find food under a false pretense.

 
(whole new meaning to chicken legs)
 
(due to global warming?)
 
(earthquakes are common in these parts)
 
 
(okay, isn’t your back to the fish when using this?)
 
 
(a snack!)
 
(It’s a really long tale)
 
 
(a kiss good night)
 

(chuckles)

( that says it all )

Read more: http://joe-ks.com/daffynitions.htm#Fishing#ixzz1YQ3fPJ8F

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