Cowboy Frank was killed in a stampede and his face was pretty badly mutilated.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Slim and Rusty. The three men had always done everything together.
Slim arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Slim said, His face is torn up pretty bad. You better roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over, and Slim said, Nope, that ain’t Frank.
The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Rusty in to identify the body. Rusty took a look at the body and said, Yup, he’s pretty well torn up. Roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over and Rusty said, No, it ain’t Frank.
The mortician asked, How can you tell?
Rusty said, Well, every body knows, Cowboy Frank had two ass holes.
What? He had two ass holes?!
Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say,
Here comes Frank with them two ass holes.