Hunting Bo Whoop

 

(I drew this deer last night) Art~ 

Daniel Boone named is rifle
“Old Tick-Licker”
claiming he could shoot a tick off an animal
and never touch the critter.

Davey Crockett’s rifle is infamous
“Old Betsy”
‘Kilt over one hundred bear.’

Dick Cheney’s shot gun
should be called, “Retired”
is now said to be worth a fortune
perhaps even more so than Bo Whoop?

Famed Writer: Nash Buckingham’s
Askins-Sweeley magnum 12-gauge
is said to have cost him a years pay.

Col. Harold P. Sheldon named this gun
Bo Whoop
because of its distinct sound when shot.

Clarendon, Arkansas
Buckingham was pulled over
and checked by local Game Wardens
after a morning duck hunt.

After the routine check they drove away
it was several miles before they realized
the gun had been left on the fender.

Buckingham and Green
went back to look for this very expensive firearm
but it was never found (By the Owner)
The Hunt began for Bo Whoop
and is still sought, to this day.

Hunting Bo Whoop

 

by Art~

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.

The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied. “This is my property, and your not coming over here.”

The indignant lawyer replied. “I’m one of the best trial lawyers around, and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything that you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in these parts. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule.”

The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”

The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up.”

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin, which dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.

The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn’t.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, now it’s my turn.”

The old farmer smiled and said,

“Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!”

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Definition of Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.

 

have an endearing day

 

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