I was at work and this young lady said that; “I was the shit,” I didn’t want to seem offended so I went on cause we were telling stories and jokes and making a good day out of having to work. Then I told another zen story and this young lady repeated her statement saying, “Mr. Campbell you are the shit!”
I thought about it a moment and replied, “That is twice you have called me shit, there will not be third.” That was when she told me that shit ‘now’-a-says” is a good thing. I had to tell her that when I grew up, shit was not a good thing… in fact it stinks.
On another occasion I asked a young man what he was doing. He told me he was “whacked,” I wasn’t sure what this meant so I had to ask. He told me he was flirting with this lady. I replied that he should have said, “I’m flirting. Cause when I was growing up, ‘whacked’ meant you just got hit with something.”
I suppose every generation creates new words to mean different things, I remember when ‘sup’ was short for supper and cool was groovey and MAN was just another way of saying OMG.
so, as always I do my research and I found these to be the most interesting…
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
or Vagina Decliner.
one-handed reading material.
Trying to draw a smile on a woman’s face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: “Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!”.
or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
A lady who goes down first time out.
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The female erection.
here are some words you gotta know living in the south…
FARN – adjective.Not local.
Usage: “I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed… must be from some farn country.”
HEIDI – noun.Greeting.