older is wiser

we were talking during our thanksgiving meal and several were saying that they now have grey hair. We are family and remembering back when we were younger. The topic came up that grey hair is a sign of wisdom. The elderly are blessed with knowledge they have obtained through the years. Of course that brought up the question, “what happens after the grey hair falls out and your a bald old man?” Perhaps they lost their wisdom?

On the way to the thanksgiving meal we saw several houses that had more cars than a wal-mart parking lot. They must be having a really big gathering. I told my wife; “Hey, lets pull in and say that we are Aunt Betty and Uncle Bob, we should be able to get a free meal,” of course my wife didn’t think it was as funny as Idid. I hope every one had a great thanksgiving feast. (~_~)

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An elderly couple, she was 85, he was 90, decided that they would take advantage of modern science to conceive another child. They discussed it with a fertility expert who said it was indeed possible. The doctor gave the couple a jar and asked them to return a semen sample the next day.

The next day, the couple presented the doctor with an empty jar. The husband apologized, “I tried my right hand…I tried my left hand…My wife tried her right hand…My wife tried her left hand. She took her teeth out and used her mouth. We still couldn’t get the lid off the jar.”

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An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman was driving.

She gets pulled over by the highway patrol

The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”

The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.”

The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there one, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had.”

The woman turns to her husband and asks “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU.”

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

have a great day

 

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