the Texans and the Cowboys

The Houston Texans are going to the play-offs. I know the chances of them going any farther are slim and none but there is always hope. I have always been a cowboys fan, ever since Tom Landry and Roger Stauback. Back when Houston was the Oilers, but lately, I haven’t the heart to watch them. My wife calls them the Dallas Cccccooowwboys, choke choke. It is like they go out and get ahead the first half of the game and when they go in for half time it is like they are offered money to throw the game so Romo comes out and throws interceptions. Hey, I can only call it like I see it.

Like the New York game, where they had the biggest lead dallas has ever had against a team going into the half and then turn around and lose.

I rarely watch football at home… occasionally. I have this year due to the fact it is on every television at work. The roar of the inmates through-out the unit when a touch down is made sounds like your at the game.

The roar of the grease paint and the smell of the crowd… or is that backwards (grin)

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Practice at Dallas Cowboys stadium was delayed after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice resumed this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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ESPN just reported that Tony Romo attempted suicide last night, but the bullet was intercepted!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Cowboys’ library facilities?

A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet.

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Tornado warning issued for Dallas. Residents are advised to go to Cowboy’s Stadium for shelter, as the possibility for a touchdown there is highly unlikely.

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 I heard Richard Simmons just bought the Dallas Cowboys because he heard they have two tight ends and the rest of the team sucks!

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…………………………………….even the fans are afraid to show their faces…..

now this guys gonna feel funny if they don’t go to the super bowl

Go Texans “good luck”

 

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