Is Confucius a derivative of confused? I know the best thing about eating at an Asian restaurant is the fortune cookies. I don’t know when they began putting lottery numbers on the back of them but I can tell you this, they might be the winning numbers but it would help if they would tell you when to play them.
Confucius was China’s most famous Philosopher. He lived in Ancient China during the Zhou Dynasty. Confucius was a government official, and during his lifetime (he lived from 551 to 479 B.C. ) he saw growing disorder and chaos in the system.
I am a great fan of the humor in confucious sayings… and there are a lot of them. So if you have a good one, that is not posted on this post, please leave it in the comment section!
While traveling through an arid region with his students one day Confucius, suffering from intense thirst, was offered a bowl full of water collected by a disciple from a rain puddle. He immediately emptied the bowl on the ground. “It would be too much for one, too little for all,” he declared. “Let us continue our journey.”
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
and I use this one a lot…
Don’t sweat the petty stuff … and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.
what did the monkey say to the leopard at the card game?
“I thought you were a cheetah!”
may you day be filled with wisdom