While we were at Six Flags, Fiesta Texas, there was an area where you could have your picture taken with the (life size / people in costumes) characters from Looney Tunes. There was; Taz, Tweety Bird, Sylvester, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam. Every time we went by them, my lil sunshine asked to see Bugs Bunny, but he was not available.
When we went by for the last time, there he was; Bugs Bunny. (Her favorite) She shyly went up and gave him a hug. I asked her, “Do you want to say any thing to Bugs? He is your favorite.”
She looked up at him and shyly sank into my leg. “Ahhh…. what’s up doc?” Was all she said. We all laughed.
A party of suppliers was being given a tour of a mental hospital.
One of the visitors had made some very insulting remarks about the patients.
After the tour the visitors were introduced to various members of staff in the canteen.
The rude visitor chatted to one of the security staff, Bill, a kindly and wise ex-policeman.
“Are they all raving loonies in here then?” said the rude man.
“Only the ones who fail the test,” said Bill.
“What’s the test?” said the man.
“Well, we show them a bath full of water, a bucket, a jug and an egg-cup, and we ask them what’s the quickest way to empty the bath,” said Bill.
“Oh I see, simple – the normal ones know it’s the bucket, right?”
“No actually,” said Bill, “The normal ones say pull out the plug. Should I check when there’s a bed free for you?”
A man was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He got out seeing what happened to the rabbit. The Easter Bunny was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car, and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it”.
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road! Ten feet away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of sight.
The man was astonished! He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can.
He ran over to the woman and demanded, “What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It read: “Hair Spray – Restores Life to Dead Hair – Adds Permanent Wave.”
Happy Father’s Day